Sweet things that make you smile!
when a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running in her mind.
when a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
when a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you'll be around.
when a girl answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
when a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you're lying.
when a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
when a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.
when a girl texts you everyday,
she wants you to reply at least once.
when a girl says i love you,
she means it.
when a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.
when a girl says 'i miss you',
no one in this world can miss you more than that
Ten excuses for being late for work:
1) I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and I couldn't find my way out.
2) My dog ate the alarm clock.
3) I fell asleep while I was waiting for my Pop-Tart.
4) I had a burglary overnight and all my clothes were stolen.
5) My neighbor told me it was Saturday.
6) Someone left a grenade on the hood of my car.
7) My blow dryer quit working so I had to drive all over town with my windows open so my hair could air dry.
8) I forgot to put the dog out.
9) I forgot to let the dog in.
10) I was working on my resume and lost track of time.
Mom: You're grounded and can't watch tv!
Me: psh, I'll just ask Dad
A few moments later
Me: Can I watch TV?
Dad: Sure........ Just don't turn it on. MUHAHA
Me: "Poker face
mom: look at that girl next door. she is such a good kid, always doing her homework and helping her mom could u be like her?
me: mom, can i go to the movies?
me: but the girl next door goes to the movies a lot
mom: I DONT GIVE A **** ABOUT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR. SHE ISNT MY KID AND U DONT HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING SHE DOES! JEZZ!
boy: do you like anyone?
girl: some guy that acts like i don't exist while we are in public
boy: ha! what a loser, tell me who he is and i'll beat him up
girl: okay, go ahead and beat yourself
Q: Hva synes du ? :D